beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

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greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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princecharmingtobe:

convenientlyrad:

accidentally laughing at something that’s really bad or offensive

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meanieweeny:

meanieweeny:

last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself

update: I got the job

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Forever being not as pretty

okayseriouslynow:

to those people that follow me and then immediately reblog everything i post

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